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From: Chris Dawson on 22 Jan 2010 13:11 >>> 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, >>> who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. >>> >>> >>> >>> 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make >> you laugh. >> >> >> >> 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust >> and who doesn't lie to you. >> >> >> >> 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed >> and who likes to be with you. >> >> >> >> >> >> 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not >> know each other >> >> >> >> >> Signed >> >> Tiger Woods
From: Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS on 22 Jan 2010 22:13 On Jan 22, 11:11 am, "Chris Dawson" <cdaw...(a)goodfed.com> wrote: > >>> 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, > >>> who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. > > >>> 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make > >> you laugh. > > >> 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust > >> and who doesn't lie to you. > > >> 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed > >> and who likes to be with you. > > >> 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not > >> know each other > > >> Signed > > >> Tiger Woods Hey stupid. There's laws against having 4 wives. You're a plagiarist.!!
From: Chris Dawson on 23 Jan 2010 09:59 Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS wrote: > On Jan 22, 11:11 am, "Chris Dawson" <cdaw...(a)goodfed.com> wrote: >>>>> 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, >>>>> who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. >> >>>>> 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make >>>> you laugh. >> >>>> 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust >>>> and who doesn't lie to you. >> >>>> 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed >>>> and who likes to be with you. >> >>>> 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not >>>> know each other >> >>>> Signed >> >>>> Tiger Woods > > Hey stupid. There's laws against having 4 wives. You're a > plagiarist.!! Hey stupid " there's " expands to " there is " but as the object (laws) is plural you should have used " there are " or " there're " Hey stupid, I never mentioned "wives". Hey stupid, only if I'd not published the quote marks ( >>> ) could this piece be described as plagiarism. QED
From: Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS on 24 Jan 2010 23:19 "Chris Dawson" <cdawson(a)goodfed.com> wrote in news:rJOdnWNhSY1Ak8bWnZ2dnUVZ_j-dnZ2d(a)supernews.com: > Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS wrote: >> On Jan 22, 11:11 am, "Chris Dawson" <cdaw...(a)goodfed.com> wrote: >> >> Hey stupid. There's laws against having 4 wives. You're a >> plagiarist.!! > > > Hey stupid, only if I'd not published the quote marks ( >>> ) > could this piece be described as plagiarism. > > Pitiful. I see you have no sense of humor either.
From: Chris Dawson on 25 Jan 2010 09:51
Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS wrote: > "Chris Dawson" <cdawson(a)goodfed.com> wrote in > news:rJOdnWNhSY1Ak8bWnZ2dnUVZ_j-dnZ2d(a)supernews.com: > >> Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS wrote: >>> On Jan 22, 11:11 am, "Chris Dawson" <cdaw...(a)goodfed.com> wrote: > >>> >>> Hey stupid. There's laws against having 4 wives. You're a >>> plagiarist.!! >> > >> >> Hey stupid, only if I'd not published the quote marks ( >>> ) >> could this piece be described as plagiarism. >> >> > > Pitiful. I see you have no sense of humor either. It's usual to place a :) or :-) or <grin>, etc., to indicate humor, else how am I to know? |