Golf

Golf stories/jokes
http://jmm.aaa.net.au/catalog/keyword/g-5.htm -- Shalom! Rowland Croucher http://jmm.aaa.net.au/ (20,000 articles 4000 humor) ... 8 Apr 2007 21:59

Zak Johnson - Multi-millionaire before today
I had heard of Zak before this week, but honestly if you would have asked me anything about him, I would have drawn a blank. Tonight I went to the pgatour site to read more about him. I was surprised (maybe I shouldn't have been) to learn that before the Masters his career earnings were over 7 million. I guess... 9 Apr 2007 00:03

"Seriously, what the Hell just happened here?"
Even I had to laugh at that Tiger outburst on #17. Had I been there I'd have said, "Zach Johnson just won a new coat." ... 10 Apr 2007 23:40

AT TUESDAYS NEWS CONFERENCE TAGGER SAID
On Apr 8, 6:20 pm, George Orwell <nob...(a)mixmaster.it> wrote: when asked if him and Phil thought this might be the year that some of the younger guys would give them a run for their money. Tagger, in all his arrogance, answers, "Who?" How about Zak Johnson spit boy? At least there were no "goddamits" or "fucks" caug... 8 Apr 2007 20:57

" Get in the Hole .." It sounds like the SAME DUDE week after week
On Apr 8, 8:14 pm, "\"R&B\"" <noneofyourbusin...(a)all.com> wrote: Y'know, a few years ago, there was a minor controversy surrounding the fact that one of the TV networks (I forget which one) was playing ambient bird chirping noises in the background of their golf telecasts. That ended when some Audobon S... 9 Apr 2007 12:06

Sad to say I was RIGHT ABOUT TIGER / Sometimes I call it right
Sometimes I dont ...Here is my original posting .....good nite Yes Amir ....There is a Windstorm and a Camel View profile More options Apr 6, 12:34 pm Newsgroups: rec.sport.golf From: "Yes Amir ....There is a Windstorm and a Camel" <chokenjo...(a)yahoo.com> Date: 6 Apr 2007 11:34:54 -0700 Local: Fri,... 8 Apr 2007 22:30

She is dead to me
You know what? On this one, your wait shouldn't be very long. Ed ... 8 Apr 2007 21:59

TV Cameraman Lost Me
When the golf ball hit the green, I didn't see it until it stopped. Seems the camera work was better in previous Masters. All to often, in a variety of sports, the TV camera people have trouble zeroing in on the ball at critical times. Al ... 9 Apr 2007 22:00

Sad tp say __ I was RIGHT about Tiger ..Sometimes I get it right
Sometimes I dont ...Here is my original posting .....good nite Yes Amir ....There is a Windstorm and a Camel View profile More options Apr 6, 12:34 pm Newsgroups: rec.sport.golf From: "Yes Amir ....There is a Windstorm and a Camel" <chokenjo...(a)yahoo.com> Date: 6 Apr 2007 11:34:54 -0700 Local: Fri, Apr 6 ... 8 Apr 2007 19:56

Silliest 'if' I've Ever Suggested
If the hole were six inches wide, Goosen would have won by three strokes today. I haven't seen that many burnt edges since I worked at Crusty's Pizza. -- Chris Bellomy C-List Charter Member http://clist.org/ ... 9 Apr 2007 00:34