From: MNMikeW on

"BAR" <screw(a)you.com> wrote in message
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> In article <wclark2-53187E.19564619072010(a)charm.magnus.acs.ohio-
> state.edu>, wclark2(a)colnospamumbus.rr.com says...
>>
>> In article <MPG.26aeaa107e9992f698a12d(a)news.giganews.com>,
>> BAR <screw(a)you.com> wrote:
>>
>> > In article <alangbaker-522FFA.10254819072010(a)news.shawcable.com>,
>> > alangbaker(a)telus.net says...
>> > >
>> > > In article <MPG.26ae009a7601a1ae98a12c(a)news.giganews.com>,
>> > > BAR <screw(a)you.com> wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > In article <alangbaker-50070D.02182719072010(a)news.shawcable.com>,
>> > > > alangbaker(a)telus.net says...
>> > > > >
>> > > > > In article
>> > > > > <0683d450-0dd1-42c7-acd6-3ceade5f7b7f(a)z10g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,
>> > > > > crapyking <crapyking1(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > > Not my cup of tee either. Golf is about hitting greens in
>> > > > > > regulation
>> > > > > > then taking TWO strokes to roll it in, that's how the scorecard
>> > > > > > was
>> > > > > > designed. Any course that has a 50yrd putting green is
>> > > > > > ridiculous. And
>> > > > > > 5-6 foot deep bunkers, get real. Not fun to play or watch in my
>> > > > > > opinion. We do play/watch the game for enjoyment don't we?
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Do you have any idea how stupid you come across from saying that?
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Scotland is where the game was *invented* and to suggest that a
>> > > > > scorecard is "designed" to tell you what strokes to play is
>> > > > > just...
>> > > > > ...idiotic.
>> > > >
>> > > > There is debate as to origins of the game.
>> > >
>> > > There always will be...
>> > >
>> > > ...but it doesn't change the fact that they've been playing golf in
>> > > Scotland for nearly three times as long as there has been a country
>> > > called the United States of America.
>> >
>> > Have you bowed to your Queen lately?
>>
>> Alan wins.
>>
>> By a mile.
>
> Isn't the Queen of England also the Queen of Canada?

I thought all Canadians were queens. ;-)


From: MNMikeW on

"William Clark" <wclark2(a)colnospamumbus.rr.com> wrote in message
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> In article <8akjenF5itU1(a)mid.individual.net>,
> "dene" <dene(a)remove.ipns.com> wrote:
>
>> "William Clark" <wclark2(a)colnospamumbus.rr.com> wrote in message
>> news:wclark2-DB0C45.22354519072010(a)charm.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu...
>> > In article <8akaggFrqfU1(a)mid.individual.net>,
>> > "dene" <dene(a)remove.ipns.com> wrote:
>> >
>> > > "William Clark" <wclark2(a)colnospamumbus.rr.com> wrote in message
>> > > news:wclark2-67224E.20043719072010(a)charm.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu...
>> > > > In article <avO0o.11775$KT3.664(a)newsfe13.iad>,
>> > > > "Frank Ketchum" <nospam(a)thanksanyway.fu> wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > > "Tim" <delaney.timothy(a)comcast.net> wrote in message
>> > > > >
>> > >
>> news:3531809c-a2d1-48d7-b044-0083ae2680a2(a)g35g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
>> > > > > > The Old Course at St. Andrews may be steeped in history,
>> > > > > > but I would no more want to play it every week than I would
>> > > > > > want to drive a Model T. Quite frankly, it's ugly.
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > The announcers made all the obligatory comments, and
>> > > > > > perhaps links golf has its place in professional competition,
>> > > > > > but the vast majority of golfers play the game for enjoyment.
>> > > > > > I don't know how one could enjoy playing a course that
>> > > > > > looks like a sheep ranch.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > I guess you don't understand much about the evolution of the
>> > > > > game.
>> > > There is
>> > > > > a reason that links courses look like sheep ranches, most of them
>> were
>> > > at
>> > > > > one point. St. Andrews is a course I would love to play before I
>> punch
>> > > out.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > Treeless might be just fine for Easter island and Haiti, but
>> > > > > > a golf course without trees is just barren. (If it weren't for
>> > > > > > an occasional patch of gorse, how would you manage to
>> > > > > > take a leak?)
>> > > >
>> > > > You sound like so many of the US pros after their first visit to an
>> Open
>> > > > on a true links course. After a round or two, in changing
>> > > > conditions,
>> > > > the good ones come to realize that this is actually a better test
>> > > > of
>> > > > golf, and the creativity it demands, than playing target golf on an
>> > > > artificial TPC layout, and come to love it. You have obviously
>> > > > never
>> > > > played a links course on a fresh day. Sea air coming in off the
>> > > > ocean,
>> > > > magnificent views, and an envigorating walk over the terrain. How
>> > > > does
>> > > > that compare with sweating round a 95 degree swamp in a cart as we
>> > > > are
>> > > > at the moment? Try it some time - you'll be a better person for it.
>> > >
>> > > You know little about Central Oregon courses, surrounded by real
>> mountains,
>> > > warm temps, and little humidity.
>> > >
>> > > -Greg
>> >
>> > Whoopee. Central Oregon is very beautiful, but it is not on the coast,
>> > and so does not have the constant changes of vista that links courses
>> > do. But if staying there is more in your comfort zone, please do so.
>>
>> I don't like the Coast much, even though I live an hour from it.
>>
>> -Greg
>
> I guess all that water reminds you too much of washing ;-)

What the hell would a brit know about washing. :-)


From: Moderate on

"MNMikeW" <MNMiikkew(a)aol.com> wrote in message
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>
> "William Clark" <wclark2(a)colnospamumbus.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:wclark2-A448E6.08001420072010(a)charm.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu...
>> In article <8akjenF5itU1(a)mid.individual.net>,
>> "dene" <dene(a)remove.ipns.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> I don't like the Coast much, even though I live an hour from it.
>>>
>>> -Greg
>>
>> I guess all that water reminds you too much of washing ;-)
>
> What the hell would a brit know about washing. :-)

Evidently they bathe in the ocean :-(


From: Alan Baker on
In article <MPG.26af570659772b6798a136(a)news.giganews.com>,
BAR <screw(a)you.com> wrote:

> In article <4c451d40$0$4859$9a6e19ea(a)unlimited.newshosting.com>,
> nobrac(a)nospam.tampabay.rr.com says...
> > >>
> > >> But you still can't figure out why asking me if I'd bowed to my Queen
> > >> makes you the loser in a discussion about what constitutes how golf was
> > >> "designed", do you?
> > >
> > > Just poking you with a stick about your comment about the youth of the
> > > USA. You Canadians have only had your own country, almost, since 1982.
> >
> > Well, not really. The Monarchy has had nothing to do with governing
> > Canada for a very long time.
> >
>
> Why is the Queen of England your head of state?

Respect for our heritage.

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
<http://gallery.me.com/alangbaker/100008/DSCF0162/web.jpg>
From: William Clark on
In article <MPG.26af590bdbe273b498a138(a)news.giganews.com>,
BAR <screw(a)you.com> wrote:

> In article <wclark2-2A6D08.22321219072010(a)charm.magnus.acs.ohio-
> state.edu>, wclark2(a)colnospamumbus.rr.com says...
> > > > Which is why the great UK links courses are mostly public. I don't think
> > > > you quite get it.
> > >
> > > All the courses I referred to are public. Duh!
> > >
> > > -Greg
> >
> > Fine - why don't you try to walk on at Muirfield Village, or Oakmont,
> > then?
>
> You really are a sore loser aren't you Billy?

"Losing" what, pray? Greg's minimal subset of Oregon courses does not
compare with the Open rotation. In any way.