From: BAR on
In article <alangbaker-72C511.16351119072010(a)news.shawcable.com>,
alangbaker(a)telus.net says...
>
> In article <MPG.26aeaa107e9992f698a12d(a)news.giganews.com>,
> BAR <screw(a)you.com> wrote:
>
> > In article <alangbaker-522FFA.10254819072010(a)news.shawcable.com>,
> > alangbaker(a)telus.net says...
> > >
> > > In article <MPG.26ae009a7601a1ae98a12c(a)news.giganews.com>,
> > > BAR <screw(a)you.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > In article <alangbaker-50070D.02182719072010(a)news.shawcable.com>,
> > > > alangbaker(a)telus.net says...
> > > > >
> > > > > In article
> > > > > <0683d450-0dd1-42c7-acd6-3ceade5f7b7f(a)z10g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,
> > > > > crapyking <crapyking1(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Not my cup of tee either. Golf is about hitting greens in regulation
> > > > > > then taking TWO strokes to roll it in, that's how the scorecard was
> > > > > > designed. Any course that has a 50yrd putting green is ridiculous. And
> > > > > > 5-6 foot deep bunkers, get real. Not fun to play or watch in my
> > > > > > opinion. We do play/watch the game for enjoyment don't we?
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you have any idea how stupid you come across from saying that?
> > > > >
> > > > > Scotland is where the game was *invented* and to suggest that a
> > > > > scorecard is "designed" to tell you what strokes to play is just...
> > > > > ...idiotic.
> > > >
> > > > There is debate as to origins of the game.
> > >
> > > There always will be...
> > >
> > > ...but it doesn't change the fact that they've been playing golf in
> > > Scotland for nearly three times as long as there has been a country
> > > called the United States of America.
> >
> > Have you bowed to your Queen lately?
>
> No. Have you?

We don't have one.


From: Alan Baker on
In article <MPG.26aeb63414f907d398a12f(a)news.giganews.com>,
BAR <screw(a)you.com> wrote:

> In article <alangbaker-72C511.16351119072010(a)news.shawcable.com>,
> alangbaker(a)telus.net says...
> >
> > In article <MPG.26aeaa107e9992f698a12d(a)news.giganews.com>,
> > BAR <screw(a)you.com> wrote:
> >
> > > In article <alangbaker-522FFA.10254819072010(a)news.shawcable.com>,
> > > alangbaker(a)telus.net says...
> > > >
> > > > In article <MPG.26ae009a7601a1ae98a12c(a)news.giganews.com>,
> > > > BAR <screw(a)you.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > In article <alangbaker-50070D.02182719072010(a)news.shawcable.com>,
> > > > > alangbaker(a)telus.net says...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > In article
> > > > > > <0683d450-0dd1-42c7-acd6-3ceade5f7b7f(a)z10g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,
> > > > > > crapyking <crapyking1(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Not my cup of tee either. Golf is about hitting greens in
> > > > > > > regulation
> > > > > > > then taking TWO strokes to roll it in, that's how the scorecard
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > designed. Any course that has a 50yrd putting green is
> > > > > > > ridiculous. And
> > > > > > > 5-6 foot deep bunkers, get real. Not fun to play or watch in my
> > > > > > > opinion. We do play/watch the game for enjoyment don't we?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Do you have any idea how stupid you come across from saying that?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Scotland is where the game was *invented* and to suggest that a
> > > > > > scorecard is "designed" to tell you what strokes to play is just...
> > > > > > ...idiotic.
> > > > >
> > > > > There is debate as to origins of the game.
> > > >
> > > > There always will be...
> > > >
> > > > ...but it doesn't change the fact that they've been playing golf in
> > > > Scotland for nearly three times as long as there has been a country
> > > > called the United States of America.
> > >
> > > Have you bowed to your Queen lately?
> >
> > No. Have you?
>
> We don't have one.

Wow. And you're not very bright.

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
<http://gallery.me.com/alangbaker/100008/DSCF0162/web.jpg>
From: BAR on
In article <wclark2-53187E.19564619072010(a)charm.magnus.acs.ohio-
state.edu>, wclark2(a)colnospamumbus.rr.com says...
>
> In article <MPG.26aeaa107e9992f698a12d(a)news.giganews.com>,
> BAR <screw(a)you.com> wrote:
>
> > In article <alangbaker-522FFA.10254819072010(a)news.shawcable.com>,
> > alangbaker(a)telus.net says...
> > >
> > > In article <MPG.26ae009a7601a1ae98a12c(a)news.giganews.com>,
> > > BAR <screw(a)you.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > In article <alangbaker-50070D.02182719072010(a)news.shawcable.com>,
> > > > alangbaker(a)telus.net says...
> > > > >
> > > > > In article
> > > > > <0683d450-0dd1-42c7-acd6-3ceade5f7b7f(a)z10g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,
> > > > > crapyking <crapyking1(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Not my cup of tee either. Golf is about hitting greens in regulation
> > > > > > then taking TWO strokes to roll it in, that's how the scorecard was
> > > > > > designed. Any course that has a 50yrd putting green is ridiculous. And
> > > > > > 5-6 foot deep bunkers, get real. Not fun to play or watch in my
> > > > > > opinion. We do play/watch the game for enjoyment don't we?
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you have any idea how stupid you come across from saying that?
> > > > >
> > > > > Scotland is where the game was *invented* and to suggest that a
> > > > > scorecard is "designed" to tell you what strokes to play is just...
> > > > > ...idiotic.
> > > >
> > > > There is debate as to origins of the game.
> > >
> > > There always will be...
> > >
> > > ...but it doesn't change the fact that they've been playing golf in
> > > Scotland for nearly three times as long as there has been a country
> > > called the United States of America.
> >
> > Have you bowed to your Queen lately?
>
> Alan wins.
>
> By a mile.

Isn't the Queen of England also the Queen of Canada?
From: Alan Baker on
In article <MPG.26aeb722a87defe498a130(a)news.giganews.com>,
BAR <screw(a)you.com> wrote:

> In article <wclark2-53187E.19564619072010(a)charm.magnus.acs.ohio-
> state.edu>, wclark2(a)colnospamumbus.rr.com says...
> >
> > In article <MPG.26aeaa107e9992f698a12d(a)news.giganews.com>,
> > BAR <screw(a)you.com> wrote:
> >
> > > In article <alangbaker-522FFA.10254819072010(a)news.shawcable.com>,
> > > alangbaker(a)telus.net says...
> > > >
> > > > In article <MPG.26ae009a7601a1ae98a12c(a)news.giganews.com>,
> > > > BAR <screw(a)you.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > In article <alangbaker-50070D.02182719072010(a)news.shawcable.com>,
> > > > > alangbaker(a)telus.net says...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > In article
> > > > > > <0683d450-0dd1-42c7-acd6-3ceade5f7b7f(a)z10g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,
> > > > > > crapyking <crapyking1(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Not my cup of tee either. Golf is about hitting greens in
> > > > > > > regulation
> > > > > > > then taking TWO strokes to roll it in, that's how the scorecard
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > designed. Any course that has a 50yrd putting green is
> > > > > > > ridiculous. And
> > > > > > > 5-6 foot deep bunkers, get real. Not fun to play or watch in my
> > > > > > > opinion. We do play/watch the game for enjoyment don't we?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Do you have any idea how stupid you come across from saying that?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Scotland is where the game was *invented* and to suggest that a
> > > > > > scorecard is "designed" to tell you what strokes to play is just...
> > > > > > ...idiotic.
> > > > >
> > > > > There is debate as to origins of the game.
> > > >
> > > > There always will be...
> > > >
> > > > ...but it doesn't change the fact that they've been playing golf in
> > > > Scotland for nearly three times as long as there has been a country
> > > > called the United States of America.
> > >
> > > Have you bowed to your Queen lately?
> >
> > Alan wins.
> >
> > By a mile.
>
> Isn't the Queen of England also the Queen of Canada?

Yup.

But you still can't figure out why asking me if I'd bowed to my Queen
makes you the loser in a discussion about what constitutes how golf was
"designed", do you?

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
<http://gallery.me.com/alangbaker/100008/DSCF0162/web.jpg>
From: William Clark on
In article <MPG.26aeb722a87defe498a130(a)news.giganews.com>,
BAR <screw(a)you.com> wrote:

> In article <wclark2-53187E.19564619072010(a)charm.magnus.acs.ohio-
> state.edu>, wclark2(a)colnospamumbus.rr.com says...
> >
> > In article <MPG.26aeaa107e9992f698a12d(a)news.giganews.com>,
> > BAR <screw(a)you.com> wrote:
> >
> > > In article <alangbaker-522FFA.10254819072010(a)news.shawcable.com>,
> > > alangbaker(a)telus.net says...
> > > >
> > > > In article <MPG.26ae009a7601a1ae98a12c(a)news.giganews.com>,
> > > > BAR <screw(a)you.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > In article <alangbaker-50070D.02182719072010(a)news.shawcable.com>,
> > > > > alangbaker(a)telus.net says...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > In article
> > > > > > <0683d450-0dd1-42c7-acd6-3ceade5f7b7f(a)z10g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,
> > > > > > crapyking <crapyking1(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Not my cup of tee either. Golf is about hitting greens in
> > > > > > > regulation
> > > > > > > then taking TWO strokes to roll it in, that's how the scorecard
> > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > designed. Any course that has a 50yrd putting green is
> > > > > > > ridiculous. And
> > > > > > > 5-6 foot deep bunkers, get real. Not fun to play or watch in my
> > > > > > > opinion. We do play/watch the game for enjoyment don't we?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Do you have any idea how stupid you come across from saying that?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Scotland is where the game was *invented* and to suggest that a
> > > > > > scorecard is "designed" to tell you what strokes to play is just...
> > > > > > ...idiotic.
> > > > >
> > > > > There is debate as to origins of the game.
> > > >
> > > > There always will be...
> > > >
> > > > ...but it doesn't change the fact that they've been playing golf in
> > > > Scotland for nearly three times as long as there has been a country
> > > > called the United States of America.
> > >
> > > Have you bowed to your Queen lately?
> >
> > Alan wins.
> >
> > By a mile.
>
> Isn't the Queen of England also the Queen of Canada?

She is not as much of a queen as you are :-)